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But Jim can’t beam Jim so he needs Scott to beam Scotch
*takes another shot and melts into chair
“Captain, I can’t take much more of this!”

A Jim would beam as much Jim Beam as a Jim could beam if a Jim could beam Jim Beam.
Jim Beams Jim braamm Jim Jim help. Floor.
How much Jim Beam
could Jim Beam beam
if Jim Beam could beam Jim?
The more lyrically accurate version is,
How much beam could Jim Beam beam if Jim Beam could beam Jim Beam?

Even if a Jim could beam, and even if a Jim would beam, should a Jim beam Jim Beam?








