Buffer those fools and save them for the next time you run across a Klingon ship with its shields down.
That’s gotta be against Starfleet regulations somewhere under cruel and unusual tactics.
True, but there’s a slim chance we’ll end up with hippy Klingons!
Best I can do…
When you get a DJ as a transport officer and they keep remixing your insides…
“Stop ‘dropping the beat’ and give me back my kidney!”
Or your organs keep appearing and disappearing to the beat of a manic DJ high on meth
Exactly what a Herbert would say. HERBERT! HERBERT! HERBERT!
But they are still there, in that wall. I’m not worried about a Tell-Tale Heart scenario, It’s all about hating that wall every time you walk by.
Beam then into the warp reactor. Instant ionization. Problem solved.
… or beam them just outside the ship … while moving at warp speed
