Everyone always goes for the money vault. I like to do things different.
I’m finding everyone I know who I don’t like and taking their donation and putting it back in their fridge at home with a note that says “haha! Stole your sperms!” with hearts in the exclamation dots.
see i don’t really care about that, i’m not having kids so i don’t really care about the gene pool. (also a lot of folk i know are great people to spite their shit parents. well also just for fun but also spite.)
The first person to discover teleportation could do this and cause riots
If it’s me, I’m robbing the sperms bank
Everyone always goes for the money vault. I like to do things different.
I’m finding everyone I know who I don’t like and taking their donation and putting it back in their fridge at home with a note that says “haha! Stole your sperms!” with hearts in the exclamation dots.
I love that
But I’d leave it on the bench, in the sun, so the sperm dies and I’d also crack the lid open so it’s stinky
i mean yeah, but i don’t want someone to lose their last sperms. it’s just a prank
Oh, if I don’t like someone, I’m definitely going to try to keep them from polluting the gene pool
see i don’t really care about that, i’m not having kids so i don’t really care about the gene pool. (also a lot of folk i know are great people to spite their shit parents. well also just for fun but also spite.)