So, I was just sitting here, minding my own business and feeling pretty happy, when out of nowhere I felt a sudden breeze between my legs.
For a split second, I completely forgot I was wearing a skirt AND that I am literally inside my own house. I panicked SO hard. I genuinely thought that classic nightmare where you accidentally leave the house without pants had finally become a reality.
My heart skipped a beat, but nope, just my skirt doing skirt things.


If you are careful, there’s nothing to worry about for most people, but when your balls sometimes are in the wrong position and you just suddenly cross without thinking, I’m pretty sure it is possible to squish them. But like, so I think squishing them when sitting down is also possible.