ummthatguy@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago"She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class." - Garthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1196arrow-down1image"She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class." - Garthlemmy.worldummthatguy@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square25linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoIt’s them thick thighs, isn’t it?
minus-squareeestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoHonestly I like thicker legs on guys than the average (like, I watch sumo wrestling). My personal fashion advice to him would be on how to butch up his lower legs, which I think is exactly what he was not trying to do.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoA set of high heels would really set off the full musculature of the calf, which is quite manly
minus-squareeestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoHe’s showing off the fact that he doesn’t walk anywhere, the heels are for stirrups and the walking calf looks different. That’s like in the martial art movies where the old guy says “look at his forearm, I thought Octopus Strike Technique had been lost forever”. There are things written in your body that you can’t fake, and I guess in c17 Europe one of those was whether you had ever walked a mile.
It’s them thick thighs, isn’t it?
Honestly I like thicker legs on guys than the average (like, I watch sumo wrestling). My personal fashion advice to him would be on how to butch up his lower legs, which I think is exactly what he was not trying to do.
A set of high heels would really set off the full musculature of the calf, which is quite manly
Historically accurate.
He’s showing off the fact that he doesn’t walk anywhere, the heels are for stirrups and the walking calf looks different.
That’s like in the martial art movies where the old guy says “look at his forearm, I thought Octopus Strike Technique had been lost forever”.
There are things written in your body that you can’t fake, and I guess in c17 Europe one of those was whether you had ever walked a mile.