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minus-squarekayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoWhy hair gel and not something like water?
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·3 days agoWater is too liquid and flowy, that’s not how flesh acts. Hair gel isn’t 1:1 either, but it’s closer and readily available. It will also take slightly longer than water to make it look like you pissed yourself if the condom pops.
minus-squarekayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoThe thought of a hair gel water balloon that lives on your crotch terrifies me. I’m glad there are better options available now~
minus-squarejrTug_2T@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoSame as DIY breastforms, I would suspect; the squash ‘n’ stretch doesn’t work as well with water as it does with something thicker.
Why hair gel and not something like water?
Water is too liquid and flowy, that’s not how flesh acts. Hair gel isn’t 1:1 either, but it’s closer and readily available. It will also take slightly longer than water to make it look like you pissed yourself if the condom pops.
The thought of a hair gel water balloon that lives on your crotch terrifies me. I’m glad there are better options available now~
Same as DIY breastforms, I would suspect; the squash ‘n’ stretch doesn’t work as well with water as it does with something thicker.