So it’s made of shit, right? And shit is an animal product. But barring a night of drinking or a particularly aggressive burrito, shitting does not harm the shitter; it’s beneficial and required. Also the animals in question can and do consent, does that make it vegan?
To the best of my knowledge, there are no mass market breast milk products, and that would be weird and ethically questionable if there were. Commercial vegan cheese and yogurt is made from plants, I’ve got cashew milk yogurt in my fridge right now. Maybe there’s some weirdo making breast milk yogurt out there but largely that’s not a thing.
https://vegnews.com/vegan-breast-milk-brand-debuts-at-costco
I read that thinking that it’s gotta be an April fools joke… and it is. See the editors note at the end.
Well, guess my memory goofed that one up. I had remembered it being a thing (and I thought I remembered something in shoprite).
But hey, thats why you can’t always trust what you remember!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGCtuH4bUcg