True story. One of our dogs is a toy poodle.
When he was a puppy, we had to closely monitor how much he ate because he would overdo it and have explosive poops in the middle of the night.
And when I say “explosive”, I mean the dog is covered in shit. The top, bottom, and sides of his crate are covered in shit. The floor outside of his crate is covered in shit. This dog weighs two pounds and is completely surrounded by like five pounds of shit.
I wake up at 2:00 AM, after just letting him go poop outside an hour ago, and this is what I find.
All you can really do is stand there for a minute wondering how the hell this even happened. How did that much poop come out of one tiny dog? It shouldn’t be physically possible and yet here we are.
Thankfully he grew out of that. …just in time for our other geriatric, blind, arthritic shit rat to develop incontinence.
True story. One of our dogs is a toy poodle. When he was a puppy, we had to closely monitor how much he ate because he would overdo it and have explosive poops in the middle of the night.
And when I say “explosive”, I mean the dog is covered in shit. The top, bottom, and sides of his crate are covered in shit. The floor outside of his crate is covered in shit. This dog weighs two pounds and is completely surrounded by like five pounds of shit.
I wake up at 2:00 AM, after just letting him go poop outside an hour ago, and this is what I find. All you can really do is stand there for a minute wondering how the hell this even happened. How did that much poop come out of one tiny dog? It shouldn’t be physically possible and yet here we are.
Thankfully he grew out of that. …just in time for our other geriatric, blind, arthritic shit rat to develop incontinence.
and this is why I’ll never have another pet after my current ones die.
Same.
Maybe the dog wouldn’t be so tiny if he didn’t poop so much