• ameancow@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Beamed directly out of the butt and into a small shuttle that follows behind a starfleet ship.

      Once the shuttle fills up to the point that it’s almost bulging with pressure from all the feces, they park it on some forgotten moon and wait for alien explorers to discover it and open it up to see what’s inside.