so my wife, when we were first dating, she did not understand that i know how to enjoy cinema. any cinema. so she gave me a challenge date to watch twilight. she thought she was subjecting me to something awful but i’ve seen crossroads and glitter. edit wait shit don’t tell her i said that about glitter she loves mariah. so right away i decide that every word a vampire says is a pickup line from some dude who’s a hundred years old and does NOT understand women and i’m giggling through the entire thing. my wife does not understand how i’m actually enjoying this travesty of a film. finally she asks me why i’ve been giggling half the film and i explain. she gives me one of those long looks and then says that now she can’t watch twilight the same anymore. and then we spend the rest of the film giggling together.
my point is, some headcanons make the films better.
its a much better movie when you understand Jar Jar is at least sith acolyte. maybe also a sith master.
so my wife, when we were first dating, she did not understand that i know how to enjoy cinema. any cinema. so she gave me a challenge date to watch twilight. she thought she was subjecting me to something awful but i’ve seen crossroads and glitter. edit wait shit don’t tell her i said that about glitter she loves mariah. so right away i decide that every word a vampire says is a pickup line from some dude who’s a hundred years old and does NOT understand women and i’m giggling through the entire thing. my wife does not understand how i’m actually enjoying this travesty of a film. finally she asks me why i’ve been giggling half the film and i explain. she gives me one of those long looks and then says that now she can’t watch twilight the same anymore. and then we spend the rest of the film giggling together.
my point is, some headcanons make the films better.
Sometimes you just gotta MST3K it, lol.