
He’s adorable.
The Mini-Picard Maneuver
The Picard Miniuver
Minuet?
excited Riker noises
Sir, that neicelle (that i can’t spell) looks like a giant…
…Jefferies tube!
Get out of the Jeffries tube and look out the viewing port, I could swear that’s a…
Johnson! Yes, the red shirt-wearing Cadet Johnson will join us on this away mission. Hey what is that,it looks like a huge…
Painstik! I just found mine so I can attend the Rite of Ascension for…wait what the hell is this?! Sensors detect an incoming object, it resembles a massive…
Log. Captains log, star date 1312.4. The impossible has happened. From directly ahead, we’re picking up a recorded distress signal, the call letters spell out …
Wang. He was an actor from the 20th/21st century who looked just like you, Harry. Say, what’s that outside the Flyer? It appears to be some kind of…
Jumjah stick! I love these things, let’s get some! Man, the Promenade really is busy now that the Wormhole opened up. Hey, wait, something’s coming through, it looks like… Oh my god, it’s a huge…
Caulk! We need some more green caulk in here. I can see through the crack… It looks like a growing…
Who does Number One work for?
“That’s right, buddy, you show that piss who’s boss!”
I would pay money to see Picard trying to make Riker cry in the middle of a senior staff meeting.
Lotta potential here boys







