Well…long story short, Jeri was married to Jack Ryan. Jack decided to run for the Senate in Illinois. But it turns out, Jack was just a wee bit of a dick and tried to force Jerri into shit she didn’t want to do, so they ended up divorcing. This story then came to light after Jack was in the race. He ended up having to drop out of the race, leaving the Illinois Republican Party scrambling for a last-minute replacement for the now-departed Ryan.
They ended up going with Alan Keyes, of all people, but that would be fine, right? He was just going up against some young constitutional law school professor named… Barack Obama?
“Okay, from now on, you’ll be known as Boobs McSceneStealer.”
Go home, Burman.
“…von Tangentially-Responsible-for-Barack-Obama’s-Presidency.”
Wait, what? Please explain
Well…long story short, Jeri was married to Jack Ryan. Jack decided to run for the Senate in Illinois. But it turns out, Jack was just a wee bit of a dick and tried to force Jerri into shit she didn’t want to do, so they ended up divorcing. This story then came to light after Jack was in the race. He ended up having to drop out of the race, leaving the Illinois Republican Party scrambling for a last-minute replacement for the now-departed Ryan.
They ended up going with Alan Keyes, of all people, but that would be fine, right? He was just going up against some young constitutional law school professor named… Barack Obama?
Which unfortunately is kiiinda responsible for the orange turd we have now so…
Jerri Ryan did 9/11 confirmed
But she did that so well.