
Stats! 🤣

Does Stats have an evil brother named Story?
Sure, this is him:

And a daughter named Lol
And another one called prologue
Is he a viking skald? Like Storri Sturluson?
Let’s not forget John’s mischievous foil, O.
And our chief engineer Jordan Le Hearth.
O, you say?

Not shown:
William Beard
George Hammer
Kilometer Irishedit: (Dread Pirate) Robert Smasher
Don’t forget STATS’ brother, HISTORY. And the bartender/moral sounding board
<Followan>
I’ve always thought “Guinan” sounded a bit like “guide” so yeah. “follow”…
Or STATS’ fleeting love interest Nataliya Neyr
The mother of rival Commander Cellar?
Smasher? I barely know her!
Commander Raker: That’s never stopped me.
There’s the Prime universe, the Mirror universe, the Kelvin Universe, and the Store Brand universe.
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That’s Nemesis. This is from Insurrection.

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