…never went to Epstein island while he was alive
When he’s dead tho? 🤨
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. It’s business as usual
How is it running the place?
Its great now there’s no rich people here.
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
'm not in the Epstein files
* zones out for 5 minutes *
Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
Go on
Don’t tempt me
Bet you don’t know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree
I’ll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.
That’s great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?..
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
am.
…don’t quote AI like it is smarter than me.
… eat ass.
🫡
Increased shareholder value
Have a nice butt
Do laundry every week
cries in family of 7
Look at you being highly efficient…
I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.
thanks it’s a fairly recent development
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
*minutes
Don’t shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive





