Outstanding move, Robert. Outstanding. Bravo!
His holomatrix is bigger on the inside.
His holomatrix gets bigger when it’s inside.
😏
I used to walk up to a user’s desk, stand tall and say, “What is the nature of your IT emergency? Oh, it’s you again. What now?”
(They’d laugh. I never purposefully made my users feel stupid. I have to state this because otherwise someone will come along and say I’m an asshole and a bully.)
You’re an asshole and a bully.
The only way this could have been better if if your username was ‘someone’
There it go! :)
I am so stealing this!
He’s also The Cowboy.
Maurice?
screechy guitar noises
I wouldn’t worry about it … it’s just a hologram
(with sound)
Next time he’ll slap Paris so hard he surpasses warp 10
Slap him into a new Star Trek series
Slap him so hard he turns back into Nicholas Locarno.
