Captain Sir Lister of Smeg
“Captain” Ryan Clark
TV RYAN! TV RYAN!
My Captain o7
I’ll double down on “wrong” answers and suggest
Edit: someone waaaay down beat me to it.
Pinche inyalowda!
Zaphod is both president and captain by bistro logic.
Ey! It’s me.
The man fate has made indestructible:
Dun-dun-dun der-da-da dun!
Captain Scarlett.
Well this certainly ticks a lot of ‘Wrong’ boxes at least.
I’m not even sure Blake counts as a captain.
Harry Kim.
So many good options!
So much smarter and harder working than Johnny Rico.
Right there in the title
Is that Vincent Price?
Martin Landau and Barbara Bain in Space: 1999, the show that answers the question what happens if you make a show almost entirely out of the weird episodes from Star Trek TOS.
That show was so beige.
